(via ayustar)
can a moment in time stop for a moment?
not gonna lie
not gonna lie i sleep with my phone in my hand incase he can’t sleep so when he calls i answer
yeah..
when people bitch about their life in my head I’m like “dude i could give two fucks less about what u have to cry about ” but when they’re like right i just shake me head yes and seem concerned
nikki minaj
is the shit nuff said. ruh ruh
dear children of 2000’s
get off the fucking xbox, lap top, cell phone, etc. and go the fuck outside no wonder americas getting fat your our future when i was a kid i didnt have a choice it was be bored or go outside and explore shit and frankly exploring shit was wayyy more fun.
dear bitch
this is for the bitch who gives me a dirty look for fucking trying to talk to her and try and make friends. why must you give me a dirty look for fucking trying to talk to you bitch i didn’t wanna talk to any ways psh fucking change your tampon
like your fuckin ass never did it
(via c0cainecoatedcandy)
dear being a freshman <3
FUCK BEING A FRESHMAN. sorry i had to let that out but seriously the fuck man? you go into high school with this bullshit of “oh its the best 4 years of your life”… seriously? children starving in africa have more fun that having to sit in a fucking building for 10 hours a day learning shit YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING USE!!!!! I’m sorry but i don’t believe i don’t need to know how to measure a fucking crater on the fucking moon! come on now. oh and if your going in and thinking omg like i can’t wait to go to high school dances bro they fucking suck no one dances its like hmm I’m gonna spend a shit ton on a dress that half the time does not look good on you and you’ll never wear again. and then you proceed to get ready and go to your school gym and stand there for an hour while everyone awkwardly want to dance but are too chicken shit to do so. then you go home after a shitty waste of your time! oh and don’t tell anyone anything like say you had sex with someone or you did something with someone batch don’t say shit because that one person multiples fast in highschool setting it kinda like whoa… now your a slut because u kissed so and so. oh and if your fucking stupid enough to get in trouble your freshman that dude your obviously doing it wrong and by the second month of high school waking up before 7:20 every fucking morning GETS OLD FAST. the alarm clock is my enemy. oh and if your not pretty or popular don’t you DARE talk to a fucking cheer leader i don’t care if you knew the bitch science diapers something switches like oh I’m fucking royalty!!! (if ur a cheer leader and this doesn’t apply to u I’m sorry). but to make your time somewhat enjoyable do something in high school do fucking band make a god damn club for fuck sake do something! but on the bright side if u hate the people use been around since 1rst grade u never see them again! well theres my lecture for the incoming freshman but u know the best part u fuckers have 4 years of this shit left i have three <3 enjoy
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